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[ororosmunroe]

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

[erikkillmongerdontpullout]

Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

[jabariqueen]

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

[space-lesbo]

miles wouldn’t steal anything ever. he’s too good a kid to

[chancethereaper]

[dodrantaldick]

Wellllll there IS one person who consistently tries to canonize spiderman as a bad guy

[gleefully-macabre]

Pretty sure his artistic mentor/uncle happily supplies whatever Miles needs that his dad won’t.

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[meanplastic]

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

[twerkcircus]

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

[antihelix]

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

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[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[nyclesbian]

I’m crying

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[fake-magical-girl]

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

[lydia-saurus]

It’s called the Millennial Falcon 

[supernovafirefly]

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

[breelandwalker]

I will always reblog the Millennial Falcon

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[chewbacca]

Rami Malek thanks Queen after winning best performance by an actor in a drama film for Bohemian Rhapsody at the 2019 Golden Globes

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[prokopetz]

Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.

[queerical]

#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)

[timeviolence]

demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky*
angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form
demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something
angel: haha ye
deom: *long sigh*

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[sunset1warrior]

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America

Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

[the-cimmerians]

#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

[kelssiel]

steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!

bucky: good thing you like punching nazis

steve: it’s the only way i feel alive

peter: Big Mood

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[stinson-png]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.